Par le trou de serrure, 1901. Dir. Ferdinand Zecca. (x)

Go Henry
A GOOD FAMILY TuT

When I get you all alone, I’m gonna take off all your clothes
And ain’t no paragon interruptin’ my game (oh ho no)
Ever since you been stationed ‘roundI been trying to figure out
What I can say to you to get some play, yeah yeah
Boy can we do what we did ‘fore Ilos again?
Kaidan, you and I’d be better friends.
But don’t you think it’s time we went a bit further? (aww yeah)
Every time that we “clear the air”, it always ends with a lust-filled stare
Cause we’re wonderin’ why you and I haven’t hit it
CAN WE GET IT ON?
I’m Commander Shepard and I feel alright
Reaper’s ain’t makin’ no moves tonight
I can’t pretend that you’re only my friend
WHEN I’M HOLDIN’ THAT BOOTY TIGHT
‘Cause I like the way you’re makin’ your moves
And I’m sick of you making me wait
At the end of the night
When the galaxy’s right
You’ll be sharin’ my bunk with me
(Yeah yeah yeah)
I love how clearly she’s doing a double-take.
AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT?
NO STOP IT WASEDUHYJKOP

Turns out my model of cell phone has that thing where it sometimes connects with the internet on its own, yeah, it happens
for several days straight, without any warning
they’re so very sorry they can’t do anything about me having to pay more than half of the lowest legal monthly salary for a service I didn’t actually use, but it’s a user error

Guess time for my big adventure with issuing complaints and trying to prove that I did not, in fact, spend several days doing nothing but using the internet on my cell.
I’m getting a fucking pre-paid as soon as this is solved.
Just so you guys know
if you start seeing roosterfic reblog things from you, yeah, still setting things up. I’ll let you know once I’m up to date with all the fics I know of. It might take a day or two, though.
(being organized is so much work)
(things I think are a good idea when I’m sick and bedridden)


My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
Well, this dope dude.
this is gonna get s shit load of notes
i actually reblogged this 10 hours ago and it had like 70 notes
Why doesn’t anyone know how to create a new line.
Okay, this is awesome.
(via leskuh)


