Turns out my model of cell phone has that thing where it sometimes connects with the internet on its own, yeah, it happens
for several days straight, without any warning
they’re so very sorry they can’t do anything about me having to pay more than half of the lowest legal monthly salary for a service I didn’t actually use, but it’s a user error
Guess time for my big adventure with issuing complaints and trying to prove that I did not, in fact, spend several days doing nothing but using the internet on my cell.
I’m getting a fucking pre-paid as soon as this is solved.