Fandom: Red vs Blue
Characters: Simmons, Sister
Big fat thanks to Hoist for beta’ing this for me, you’re a treasure <3
“Does this top make my boobs look small?”
Simmons typed the last three digits, backtracked to the beginning to delete a stray period—then back to the end to closed it with a bracket—before looking up at Sis. She was wearing the tiniest tank top he had ever seen. It looked like she had ripped it off a particularly saucy toddler in a barfight. The brocade butterflies in the front were streched nearly beyond recognition—they looked pained.
“If there’s a top in this galaxy that could do that, this is not this one.”