Simmons is a vegan and knows how to play a banjo

…were you going to make the “can I put my lips on you” joke

Krissy

Okay, here there be TMI! I don’t think one can make read more cuts in asks, so I’ll just have to make a big warning line.

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- Reversed gender roles

- Buff girls. Like, kick-boxers or soldiers or such, hot damn.

- Belligerent sexual tension.

- I love observing the way people’s bodies arch and move during sex. I could watch a flick with no moneyshots at all, just showing someone’s back arching, them trying to catch breath and raking hands through their hair, little shudders when their lover kisses their neck, their abdomen muscles contracting during orgasm, and enjoy it more than an explicit one (which often just make me uncomfortable and bored, because fuck you, I’ve seen a close-up of dick. i don’t need to see it for 30 minutes straight). Another proof that art school will press its mark on you.

- Let’s take two people who are extremely attracted to each other but can’t/don’t want to cross the sexy line. And let’s just watch them tense around one another, steal glances, lock eyes, stand so close that their lips are almost touching, but never kissing. And maybe trying to hide their attration from the other person and barely succeeding. Wash>Connie

- BANTERRRR. And laughter. And talking and joking during sex. And cuddles. Happy couples are the bomb.

- Would it be weird if I sometimes honestly couldn’t distinguish amazement at good art from finding something sexually attractive

- Propably, I’ll just say it anyway

- Actually, I’m not sure if the thing about watching people’s physical reactions isn’t actually because I appreciate the anatomy and movement and the uniqueness of each person’s reactions

- Art school, I’ll never be the same, man

- Androgyny

- Fingering.

…especially in slash fic/gay porn. I think it has something to do with the one doing it staying completely with control and no distractions from pleasuring their partner, and said partner concentrating fully on being pleasured. And the first person free to look at every single arch, shudder and gesture of the other person. And how it can be completely selfless OR an act of dominance? IDK MAN I FOKIN LOVE READING/WATCHING FINGERING.

- I did warn that it would mostly be my slash fic grocery list

- Tattoos and, to a lesser extent, scars

- I don’t really have a type; people of all shapes, ages and genders have turned my head. If anything, I’m more likely to notice someone with interesting features, because art school, vhat is kink and vhat is vork

- Size differences

- Nice, polite boys who like children and cats