I reinstalled Oblivion and thats a dunmer
Don’t look Ma, Don’t look at your little boy
okay here’s my book idea it’s called My Dad the Ghost Dildo
in a dystopian future, human reproduce via test tubes and sex is prohibited because a robot modeled after the 1950s ideal is ruling the world. in this society all sex toys have been destroyed except for one. this last…
i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye
jfc
watch it
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ok none of that bullshit stuff
THESE are the best feelings in the world:
- peeing after holding it in all day
- faking ill and getting sent back to bed
- when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
- getting a back massage
- seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg
- when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation
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(NOT a skeezy virus video.)
I don’t know if you’ve seen this one yet!this just in i love cat bath videos
Types of Sims players
I’m a world builder, although with premades instead of original characters, with a touch of architect.
Also, I don’t think “Scrooge McDuck” is a fitting title for someone who cheats to get money and then spend it all on expensive crap. Scrooge got his money through hard work and being a cheap Scottish stereotype, he’d never buy a limousine. /Disney comic nerd
“Yuppie” or “Donald Trump” would be a better title.
clings to ur leg
yes exactly he made his money being tougher than the toughies and being smarter than the smarties and he made it all square

